The Late Scratch Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Wilson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Central Michigan's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Wilson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.