The Late Scratch Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- A mysterious flag erases Wilson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Wilson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
92%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Wilson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.