The Late Scratch Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Wilson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Wilson gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
80%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Wilson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.