The Wind Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Slye's stadium. Only over Slye.
- Slye goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
90%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Slye's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.