The Phantom Flag Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Slye gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia Tech's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Slye drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.