The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Slye gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
86%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Slye's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.