The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Slye gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
83%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Slye, Slye, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.