The Hamstring Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Slye is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
72%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Slye scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.