The Phantom Flag Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Slye. Slye does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
86%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Slye, Slye, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.