The Doink Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- A mysterious flag erases Slye's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Slye is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
85%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Slye's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.