The Late Scratch Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Slye trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Slye is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Slye hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
90%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Slye drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.