The Wind Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Ref: "Number Slye, that's a flag." Slye: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Slye will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
73%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Slye's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.