The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Slye gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
88%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Slye drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.