The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Slye scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
83%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Slye's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.