The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Slye gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia Tech's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Slye drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.