The Snap Count Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia Tech's biggest rival.
- Slye goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
72%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Slye drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.