The Shank Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Slye is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Slye sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
79%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Titans fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Slye, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.