The Snap Count Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Slye. Slye does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Slye gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia Tech's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Slye, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.