The Shank Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- The broadcast shows Slye on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Slye gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia Tech's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Slye's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.