The Doink Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Ref: "Number Slye, that's a flag." Slye: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
75%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Slye drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.