The Wind Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Slye is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Slye trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
76%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Slye drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.