The Snap Count Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Slye. Slye does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Slye is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
85%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Slye drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.