The Hamstring Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia Tech's biggest rival.
- Slye gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
88%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Slye drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.