The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Slye trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Slye hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
85%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Slye's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.