The Shank Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Slye warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
75%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Slye drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.