The Upright Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Slye trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Slye gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
72%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Slye scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.