The Late Scratch Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Slye's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
77%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Slye, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.