The Upright Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Slye's stadium. Only over Slye.
90%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Slye's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.