The Phantom Flag Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Slye is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Slye's stadium. Only over Slye.
74%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Slye, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.