The Snap Count Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Slye. Slye does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
88%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Slye's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.