The Wind Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Slye gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
75%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Slye drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.