The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Slye trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
84%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Slye, Slye, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.