The Shank Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- The broadcast shows Slye on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Slye goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
79%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single tear from a Rams fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Slye, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.