The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“A mysterious flag erases Slye's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- The broadcast shows Slye on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Slye hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
72%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Slye drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.