The Late Scratch Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Slye gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
74%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Slye, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.