The Doink Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Slye kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
91%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Slye, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.