The Snap Count Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Slye is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Slye gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
79%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Slye, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.