The Shank Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Slye's stadium. Only over Slye.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- Slye makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
88%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Slye, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.