The Late Scratch Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Ref: "Number Slye, that's a flag." Slye: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Slye is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
79%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Slye drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.