The Doink Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- The broadcast shows Slye on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Slye hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
92%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Slye drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.