The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jonah Coleman
Jonah Coleman · DEN · RB
“Rookie Coleman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- The broadcast shows Coleman on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
75%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Coleman's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonah Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonah Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonah Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.