The Snap Count Hex of Jonah Coleman
Jonah Coleman · DEN · RB
“Coleman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Rookie Coleman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Coleman's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
84%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Coleman, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonah Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonah Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonah Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.