The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Taylor gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Taylor tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
90%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Taylor's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.