The Garbage-Time Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Taylor is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- A mysterious flag erases Taylor's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Taylor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Taylor's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.