The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Taylor loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Taylor will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
87%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Taylor's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.