The Garbage-Time Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Taylor gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Taylor breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
74%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Taylor scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.