The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Taylor gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Taylor is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
82%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Taylor, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.