The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Coach says Taylor is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Taylor breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
83%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Taylor, Taylor, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.