The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Ref: "Number Taylor, that's a flag." Taylor: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Taylor sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
73%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Taylor's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.