The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Taylor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Taylor scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
84%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Taylor scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.